Didactic Magazine

I hate sonnets.

It’s a pain in the head.

Sounds like bonnet.

I wanna drop dead!

And go straight to bed!

Writing is not fun

I hope my pencil runs out of lead.

Dull not like the sun

It feels like a rainy day…not fun

The clock is ticking, the bell needs to ring!!

Buns!

Dings!

I am tired and can’t think

I’m out of ideas thinking is hard.

By Yesenia

I. I need a clue

   I have an empty sack

   My shirt is blue

   Not really its black

   This sonnet is whack

   I am the best

   I love this music track

   I hate wearing a vest

   Birds make a nest

   I have a big mouth

   I live in the west

   Not really I live in the south

   I hit my knee

   Now I’m going to flee

II. This class is whack

     It really blows

    Writing sonnets is a skill I lack

    My boredom shows

     In Alabama it never shows

     I am bored

     And everyone knows

     In my car that gas petal is floored

     When I talk I am often ignored

     This class is not over

     Thus im still bored

     I’ve never seen a four-leaf clover

     This school has more than one ho

      This poem is a joke Mrs. Renfroe

III. My hand is tired

This room smells

Coach Isaacs got fired

Mr. Posey never yells

Im ready for the afternoon bell

I have a scar

This poem really tells

How bored we all are

I wish I were in my car

Headed to the house

Mrs. Renfroe always goes to the bar

Yesterday I caught a mouse

I’ve been stung by a bee

No w its time to flee

IV. I look like a turd

Today really sucks

This sonnet is absurd

I need 20 bucks

My chicken clucks

My hair looks like crap

Once again, today sucks

There’s a pig in my lap

I want to take a nap

Something smells funky

Trees produce sap

Nick looks like a monkey

Today is not my day

This is what I had to say

V. A witch knows a hex

I will put this on boys

I hate the opposite sex

The make a lot of noise

Gosh I hate boys

They are so dumb

They still play with toys

They really need some gum

They are fat and round like a plumb

They are also very mean

A few are okay but only some

They are also rarely ever clean

Boys should no longer be

They do not deserve me.

VI. girls are nice

They are pretty and clean

They never have lice

And they are never mean

Their bodies are lean

They have high hopes

Their judgment is keen

They love smelly good soaps

Its rare that they elope

They never hit

When they are sad they mope

They use oven mits

They never fart

They love Wal-Mart

VII. My pant are shorts

Old ladies hack

Tanner shorts

Butt crack

Black jack

I like to run

Smack that track

I run for fun

My hair is a bun

I try my best

I love you Hun

I hate this vest

Nick smells

Vance yells

By Jessica

Jessie

nothing poem

Nothing is boring

but can be flooring .

Nothing, nothing , nothing ,

It’s not even something.

It’s not a mineral

Not even anything

Nothing isn’t  a thing,

Nothing isn’t something.

Malorie

Nothing poem

Nothing

This is a poem about nothing

Blah blah blah

I ate turkey and stuffing

La de da da.

I have to work tonight

Crap on a stick

I don’t want to go.

Sleep is my pick.

Rachel

Poem about nothing

Nothing

Nothing is nothing

Nothing can be

Nothing is boring

Like sitting under a tree

Or reading a book

 To make a plea

That I hate nothing

 And nothing hates me

Chasadee

Nothing poem

Never knowing what to do

Or where to go

The story remains the same

Husky and homely

Interesting something or is it

Nothing I believe that something is

Gone

 Yesenia

Nothing Poem

Never doing anything is boring.

Opposite of doing nothing is being active.

This word is good for nothing.

Having to stay in this class for 45 mins is awesome.

Intelligence doesn’t come from nothing

Nobody is interesting in doing nothing

Great this nonreal poem is almost over.

Alyssa

Nothing poem

Nothing rhymes with nothing

Except for maybe something

I can only tell you one thing

 Nothing rhymes with nothing

Nothing is complicated

 It can be very overrated

It is never concentrated

Nothing is complicated

Vance

Nothing poem

Nothing is anything

But nothing can also be something

If you’re bored you have nothing

 Nothing is something

I’m bored of this

Its because this is nothing

It’s boring

Its nothing

Edward

Nothing poem

Nothing is everything

Everything is something

Something is anything

And anything is nothing

Nothing has meaning

Meaning has reason

 Reason has insanity

 And insanity was made for nothing

Danna

Nothing poem

I have nothing

We have nothing

 They have nothing

 She has nothing

 He has nothing

 You have nothing

 The world is nothing

Love is nothing

Nothing.

Nick

Nothing poem

I like to do nothing

But technically may is something

 Really I’ll do anything

 As long as it is nothing

 Doing nothing is kinds boring

 If I was a bird I’d be soaring

 But I’m not so I’m snoring

I hate the morning

Maybe I’ll go outside

 Or maybe I’ll take a ride

But I think I’ll just do nothing.

Jessica

Nothing poem

Nothing

Something

This is nothing

 This is something

I am bored

Very bored

I want to go home

But not alone