Didactic Magazine

1. For sale: Flying Monkeys, never thrown

2. Hey there! I like your hair!

3. For sale: Broken heart, was used

4. I have fully loaded pink ninjas

5. For sale: boyfriend, breaks hearts

6. The cullen coven killed Bambi`s mom

7. Steven Majors says to cultivate peace

8. I`m happiest when I am boring

9. I have a phobia of you

10. I love flaming hot cheddar cheetos.

By Megan